Sick of having to make a cup of coffee for other people just because you want one? Well you should get onto the 'velvet spoon' routine... coined by the creators of Peep Show the Velvet Spoon enables to you make yourself a coffee while other are completely oblivious and therefore don't have to make them one. In series 8, episode 2 of Peep Show, Mark is doing some late night work and gets up to make a coffee. As he makes the coffee he uses the Velvet spoon routine so that his flatmate Jez doesn't hear and therefore doesn't have to make him one, however, Mark is rumbled by Jez who has been kept up all night by Marks effort to 'massacre imaginary ants swarming [his] keyboard". I've provided a link to the episode on youtube. At 7:31 you can see the velvet spoon in action. The velvet spoon involved stirring the spoon without making contact the the sides or bottom of the coffee cup to avoid making noise. Takes a little more time than normal stirri...
I brought 10 of the spikes for the office and home pot plants ... I am not particularly impressed. I used 600ml soft drink bottles to test. Set the spikes to 8 and left them for over a week ... nothing. The water levels barely dropped once set. Change the settings to 1 ... again no drop in water levels in over a week. Saw this blog and put a pin prick hole in the bottle and set the spike on 9 (slowest) - water levels dropped immediately and then emptied the bottle within 30 minutes. Retested with spike set on 1 (thinking it might be the wrong way round) ... bottle emptied just a quickly. Maybe I got 10 duds ... but what are the chances of that?
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